Understated Humor in a Monologue?

I am attending a college audition in the next couple of weeks and I'm looking for a monologue and imploys a sort of understated humor. Maybe even political humor. Sort of similar to the Daily Show, SNL's Weekend Update, or even just something like the Office. I would prefer for the monologue to come from a play if at all possible. I apologize for the desperate nature of this question. I've just been looking for months and still haven't found a piece I like and time is almost up. Thank you for your time and effort.